World Cup 2026 โ€” My Completely Unqualified Predictions From a Coach Who Plays Soccer Every Week

Four soccer players representing Canada, USA, and Mexico standing on a stadium pitch ahead of the 2026 World Cup
"I'm not an expert. I'm not a pundit. I'm a guy from Romania who grew up with a ball at his feet, plays every week with a group of Romanian friends in Canada, and has watched enough YouTube predictions to have formed strong opinions I'm not qualified to have. This is a Random Rant. You've been warned." โ€” Sorin

The 2026 FIFA World Cup starts Thursday. It's being hosted across the United States, Mexico and Canada โ€” which means for the first time in my life, the biggest sporting event on the planet is happening in my backyard. And I have opinions - the kind I usually save for my coaching journal.

Not expert opinions. Not pundit opinions. The opinions of someone who grew up in Romania where soccer wasn't just a sport โ€” it was the sport. The thing you played in the street, the thing everyone watched, the thing that defined your social calendar from age six onward.

So let's get into it.


A Little About My Credentials (or Lack of Them)

When I was a kid in Romania, bringing your own ball to the game had serious privileges. If it was my ball โ€” I chose my position. Usually somewhere exciting. If it was someone else's ball, I ended up in goal. Which means I've played every position on the pitch at one point or another.

When I moved to Canada I lost contact with the game for a while. No team, no regular games, nothing. Then through a friend โ€” who was also playing โ€” I got connected with a group of Romanian expats who play together regularly. We've been playing ever since. We even competed in an over-35 league for a while.

Every end of year our group votes for the best player of the year by position. For the last three years I've won best defender of the team.

So when I give you my World Cup opinions โ€” this isn't someone who's only ever watched it on TV. But it's also not an expert. It's somewhere in between. A guy who loves the game, plays it regularly (take training approach seriously) , and has consumed enough YouTube predictions this week to have formed a view.

Take everything that follows with the appropriate amount of salt.


My Thoughts on This Tournament Before We Get to Predictions

48 Teams โ€” More Inclusion, Less Quality

I have mixed feelings about the expanded format. On one hand โ€” the quality is diluted. There are teams that qualified simply because there are more spots available, and they genuinely have no chance of going deep. That's just reality.

On the other hand โ€” there's something genuinely beautiful about a team like ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ผ Curacao getting to participate in a World Cup. For players from smaller nations this might be a once-in-a-lifetime experience. That matters. You can't put a number on what that means to a country that rarely gets to stand on the biggest stage in world football.

So โ€” diluted quality, yes. But also expanded dreams. I'll take it.

North America as Host โ€” A Real Challenge for Some Teams

Being hosted across North America is going to be a genuine competitive factor that doesn't get talked about enough. Nordic teams โ€” I'm looking at you ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด Norway, ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ Denmark โ€” are not built for high temperatures and high humidity in June and July. The climate in some of these cities is going to be punishing for teams from cooler climates.

Add to that the travel factor. If a team has to go from the east coast to the west coast between group games the recovery time is significantly reduced. Some teams will have a geographic advantage simply based on where their group games are scheduled. This is a legitimate tactical consideration that most prediction videos don't factor in.

The Tourism Side โ€” Exciting but Exhausting

From a pure tourist perspective this is an incredible opportunity. The venues span some of the most spectacular cities in North America. But it's also genuinely exhausting to travel that much โ€” and on game day in Toronto? I'll be honest with you. I'm staying home.

The tickets are expensive. They're hard to get. The demand is insane because that's what happens when you host the World Cup and people are willing to pay almost anything for the experience.

My plan? Beer, a big screen TV and the whole tournament from my couch. That's a much better value proposition. Though I'll admit โ€” my thinking would be completely different if ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด Romania had qualified. Then no ticket price would be too high.

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My 2026 World Cup Predictions โ€” Don't @ Me

I've watched a lot of YouTube predictions this week. I've listened to a lot of opinions. And after all of that โ€” I decided to do my own. Here's what I think happens, group by group and all the way to the final.


Group Stage Predictions

Group A
๐Ÿฅ‡ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ Mexico
๐Ÿฅˆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ Czech Republic
Group B
๐Ÿฅ‡ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ Switzerland
๐Ÿฅˆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Canada
โš ๏ธ ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ Bosnia โ€” Watch out! Canada's key player is injured
Group C
๐Ÿฅ‡ ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท Brazil
๐Ÿฅˆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Morocco
3rd ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ Scotland
Group D
๐Ÿฅ‡ ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท Turkey
๐Ÿฅˆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
3rd ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡พ Paraguay
Group E
๐Ÿฅ‡ ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Germany
๐Ÿฅˆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Ivory Coast
3rd ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ Ecuador
Group F
๐Ÿฅ‡ ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Netherlands
๐Ÿฅˆ ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Japan
Group G
๐Ÿฅ‡ ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช Belgium
๐Ÿฅˆ ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ Egypt
3rd ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท Iran
Group H
๐Ÿฅ‡ ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Spain
๐Ÿฅˆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡พ Uruguay
Group I
๐Ÿฅ‡ ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท France
๐Ÿฅˆ ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด Norway
3rd ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ณ Senegal
Group J
๐Ÿฅ‡ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท Argentina
๐Ÿฅˆ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น Austria
3rd ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฟ Algeria
Group K
๐Ÿฅ‡ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Portugal
๐Ÿฅˆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ด Colombia
3rd ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฉ Congo
Group L
๐Ÿฅ‡ ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง England
๐Ÿฅˆ ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท Croatia
3rd ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ญ Ghana

Round of 32

๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Germany beat ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ Scotland
๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท France beat ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡พ Paraguay
๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Canada beat ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ Czech Republic
๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Netherlands beat ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Morocco
๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ด Colombia beat ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท Croatia
๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Spain beat ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น Austria
๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ณ Senegal beat ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท Turkey
๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช Belgium beat ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฟ Algeria
๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท Brazil beat ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Japan
๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด Norway beat ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Ivory Coast
๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ Mexico beat ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ Ecuador
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง England beat ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฉ Congo
๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท Argentina beat ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡พ Uruguay โ€” thriller
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States beat ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ Egypt
๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ Switzerland beat ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท Iran
๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Portugal beat ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ญ Ghana

Round of 16

๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท France beat ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Germany โ€” I like Germany but France wins this one
๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Netherlands beat ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Canada โ€” end of the road for the hosts
๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Spain beat ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ด Colombia โ€” thriller
๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ณ Senegal beat ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช Belgium
๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท Brazil beat ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด Norway โ€” Norway beaten by the heat more than by Brazil
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง England beat ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ Mexico
๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท Argentina beat ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States โ€” all three hosts exit the tournament
๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Portugal beat ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ Switzerland โ€” thriller

Quarterfinals

๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท France beat ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Netherlands โ€” French experience makes the difference
๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Spain beat ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ณ Senegal โ€” Spain ends the Senegal dream
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง England beat ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท Brazil โ€” England sends the Seleรงรฃo home
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๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Portugal beat ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท Argentina

Messi won it four years ago. Ronaldo is still dreaming. This time โ€” I believe it's Ronaldo's turn. The team has the talent and Ronaldo will bring the fighting spirit.


Semifinals

๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Spain beat ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท France โ€” Spain moves to the final
๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Portugal beat ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง England โ€” Portugal says "keep dreaming." Though after 60+ years of waiting... who knows? I like England but I believe Portugal wins this one.

Third Place

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง England beat ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท France โ€” England takes the bronze

๐Ÿ† The Final

๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Spain Champions
vs
๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Portugal Runners Up

Spain ends Ronaldo's dream. A fitting final โ€” two Iberian giants, one trophy. Spain wins the 2026 FIFA World Cup.


My Final Thoughts

Will I be right? Almost certainly not about everything. That's not the point. The point is that the World Cup is one of the few events that genuinely stops everything โ€” where a Romanian guy in Canada, a Curacao fan watching from the Caribbean, and a billion people across 48 countries are all watching the same thing at the same time and arguing about the same games.

That's something no other sport quite manages. And for all my complaints about 48 teams and expensive tickets and Toronto traffic โ€” I wouldn't miss it for anything.

๐Ÿบ Beer in the fridge. Big screen ready. Thursday can't come soon enough.

Leave your predictions in the comments below โ€” and tell me where I'm completely wrong. I can take it.

โ€” Sorin, best defender three years running, currently available for friendly matches in the Toronto area

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Where Am I Completely Wrong?

Drop your predictions in the comments โ€” who do you think wins it? And if you think Spain won't make the final, make your case. I'm listening. I'm also prepared to be spectacularly wrong about all of this.

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